Rednecks seem to have a slightly different view of medical term definitions than the rest of us, lets have a look at a few...

Artery = The study of painting

Bacteria = The back door of the cafeteria

Barium = What doctors do when the patients die

Caesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome

Cat Scan = Looking for Socks

Cauterize = Made eye contact with her

Dilate = Live long

Hangnail = Coathook

Impotent = Distingquished and well known

Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work

Morbid = A higher offer

Nitrates = Cheaper than day rates

Node = Was aware of

Papsmear = A paternity test

Pelvis = A cousin to Elvis

Postoperative = Mail carrier

Recovery Room = A place to do upholstery

Seizure = A Roman emperor

Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport

Tumor = An additional pair

Urine = Opposite of you're out

Varicose = Nearby

Vein =Conceited
Drunk Comic

Naked Comic

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LolBama, Funny Barack Obama Pictures

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This video is a parody of part of the movie, Downfall. I'd be pissed too if my Xbox Live account got banned. I'm surprised he didn't start a concentration camp and put all of the xbox gamers in it.

Damn bird...

I know you get bored a lot. I know you like to be amused. I know that sometimes you have absolutely nothing to do, and nothing to do it with. Therefore, here are some things you can do to amuse yourself with absolutely nothing.

1. Push your eyes for interesting light show:
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes) See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out things - is your subconscious trying to send you a message? Can you control what you see by pressing different areas with different forces? Would it be possible to somehow see the same effects on TV? Or for that matter, watch TV with your eyes shut doing this?

2. See how long you can hold your breath:
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes) Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Some tips: hyperventilate before hand, and stay as still as possible.

3. Try to not think about polar bears:
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes) This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about polar bears anyway.

4. Scratch yourself:
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes) Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

5. Hurt yourself:
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes) What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

6. Try to swallow your tongue:
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes) There's not much to say about this one. It is possible.

7. Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image:
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes) Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

8. Get yourself as nauseated as possible:
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes) Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").
Click the fatty to watch the Put Some Fat On Soulja Boy Parody Video in a pop-up window.

Caution: Contains high contents of lard.
Chris Crocker is most famous for being a whiny cross-dresser on Youtube and defending celebrities such as Britney Spears whilst crying incessantly. It is a sad fact that people like this can become well-known these days. Another example of this (without the cross-dressing) is Tila Tequila--but never mind her. Along with fame usually comes satire, especially if you're as disgustingly easy to make fun of as Chris Crocker. So, here are my top 3 Chris Crocker parody Videos.

1. Seth Green

Click the picture to watch Seth Green's Chris Crocker Parody in a Pop-up window.

HE LOVES HIS GRANDMOTHER. Well played, Seth, well played.

2. Some Weird Kid

Click the picture to watch the weird kid's Chris Crocker parody in a pop-up window.

On second thought, maybe this kid was being completely serious and did not intend to parody Chris Crocker at all. Hard to tell.

3. Darth Vader

Click the picture to watch Darth Vader's Chris Crocker Parody in a Pop-up window.

Is it just me, or is everything funnier when Darth Vader is saying it?
Here is a list consisting of other top 10 lists that you wouldn't want to be part of.

1. Top 10 Guys Most Likely to be Dumped By Their Girlfriends for Making Out With Dudes.

2. Top 10 Guys Most Likely to Shatter Mrs. Brown's Chandelier with a Stolen Assault Rifle.

3. Top 10 People Who Suck at Surviving Brain Hemorrhages.

4. Top 10 Girls Most Likely to Frantically Un-tag Themselves in Facebook Pictures.

5. Top 10 Guys Who Should Cover Their Face and Run When They Hear Sirens.

6. Top 5 Girls Most Likely to Curl Up in the Fetal Position in the Corner of the Shower and Cry.

7. Top 10 Guys Least Likely to Remember They Consented to a Paternity Test with that Chick They Knocked Up in Cabo and Now Have to Pay Six Years' Worth of Child Support.

8. Top 10 People Who are Seriously Considering Fleeing the Country—Like, Are Actually Legitimately Planning the Details—No Joke.

9. Top 10 People Most Likely to Not Be Able to Vote in the Upcoming Election.

10. Top 10 Girls Most Likely to be Able to Relate to Entirely Too Many Scenes from Requiem for a Dream.

via Points In Case / Alex Bash