3 Things That George Bush Probably Did to Remember 9/11

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George Bush: Arguably the man most publicly hated and made fun of only a year ago. He's a smart man that says stupid things. Sometimes, the stupid things he says are complimented by stupid things he does. Here are three things that George Bush probably did to remember 9/11.

1. Bought a new pair of shoes.
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One of the most comical things that happened to George Bush while he was a president was when a journalist threw a shoe at him. I can imagine him on 9/11/09 going to Footlocker and getting a sweet new pair of Chuck Taylors. Hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

2. Learned To Read

On the day that the Twin Towers were hit by hijacked planes, ol' Georgie was reading to a bunch of little kids. How sweet that sounds, until you see the above photo which shows him holding the children's book upside down. Now, it's no secret that the photo was manipulated, but it's also not a secret that George W. needs to be a little 're-edumicated' when it comes to words.

3. Bought a Private Airplane and Named it 'The Un-hijackable'

And I quote from George W. Bush, "Chew before you swallow." Isn't it kind of ironic that he bit off a little more than he could chew when he started the 'War on Terror'? That's why he's now swallowing the bitter attacks against the United States by buying a private airplane and naming it 'The Un-hijackable'. Well, not really, but whatever.