Emotional Needs Joke

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A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.

All of a sudden, the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me."

The husband says " WHAT???" The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman.

The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. Then he tells his wife, "We'll take all three of them." Then he goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each.

Then they go to the jewelry section and get a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care) that she goes for the tennis bracelet.

The husband says "You don't play tennis, but okay, I guess if you like it then lets get it."

The wife is jumping up and down. She's so excited that she can't even believe what is going on. She says "Well I'm ready to go, lets head to the cash register."

The husband says, "No no no, honey, we're not going to buy all of this stuff." The wife's face goes blank.

"No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."

Her face gets really red and she looks like she is about to explode. Finally, the husband says "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a MAN!"