Funny Dead Baby Jokes

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Okay, maybe I'm the only person in the world that thinks dead baby jokes are funny, but that's probably because I've never had a baby of my own. Nevertheless, here are some ridiculously funny jokes that involve babies and them dying and such. Please don't be mad at me if you've had a baby that's died.

What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was chained to a bumper.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.

What is green and sits in a corner?
The same baby, six weeks later.

What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas?

What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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