Top 5 Pervertedly Funny Halloween Costumes

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Some people choose to wear scary Halloween costumes, some choose to wear weird Halloween costumes. But, there is no substitute for the guy that goes trick or treating dressed as a humongous penis. Therefore, here are my top 5 pervertedly funny Halloween costumes. I tried to write captions for all of them, but I realized that they all said the same thing: "This costume would be perfect for someone trying to get laid on Halloween".

5. Snake Charmer Costume

4. Scratch off Balls Costume

3. Mammogram Machine Costume

2. Genie in the Lamp Costume

1. Breathalyzer Costume

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